Rare shot of morning light in the kitchen.

Finding this magazine in the mail was the highlight of my week. That’s normal… right?

The Pier 1 Imports near my house is moving. I can’t resist a good deal.

We go all out for the Superbowl. I think there may have been a shortage of food.

Kale smoothies to balance out the Superbowl “food shortage”. The green color is a bit disconcerting to my mother. She informed me that the smoothie sticks to her teeth. Ok.

Hello, pit orchestra music! Why do you have to be so small and squished and difficult to play? You make me want to cry. Just kidding… I actually just get the urge to airbow my way through.

They say that looking an animal straight in the eye shows him that you’re the dominant figure in the relationship. My cat stares me down on a daily basis. Just sayin’.